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January 20th, 2010

That was almost a boning. But wait, I could’ve…no… oh. Nope. That was a full boning.

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January 20th, 2010

MIKE: So she reaches for my fun zone…
STEPH: Your fun zone?
JAYME: Mine’s called the Discovery Zone.
STEPH: Didn’t some little girl get her hair caught and rip her scalp off there?
JAYME: I was cleared of all charges.
BILL: Isn’t the theme song “DZ, the Discovery Zone. Where I can have fun on my own?”

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January 20th, 2010

STEPH: You were a dick big brother.
MIKE: You mean awesome big brother.
EMILY: How could you confuse dick and awesome?
STEPH: Maybe I think dick is awesome. The proof is in the pudding. <rubs stomach>
JAYME: That’s what you should name it!
STEPH: Dick?
EMILY: Proof?
BILL: Um…. if it’sa girl… please don’t name her Dick-Proof.

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